Public Service Announcement

[napoleonofnerds]

At the behest of "Bear" Smith, and out of courtesy for your feelings and intellectual capacities, I hereby give and hand down the following message:

I, Edward Joseph Harris III, am absolutely full of shit. Furthermore, the shit of which I am full is dishonest, flowery prose which I write only for catharsis.

You may go about your lives. If this had been an actual emergency, you probably would have gotten some angsty prose.

Comments

[sadrach.livejournal.com]

Hrm, I'd steal that PSA word for word if I thought it wouldn't damage my chances to attention whore properly.

[garpu.livejournal.com]

s'ok. we still like you.

[liberkaotica.livejournal.com]

Depends on your outlook. That would you think, or what Bear told you?

[liberkaotica.livejournal.com]

what you think*

man, fuck this whole writing thing. Lets go back to cave paintings. I can do those.

[isolani.livejournal.com]

I keep my cathartic shit for my diary, which obviously isn`t for public consumption. (You'd probs collectively unfriend me if I did!)
Maybe that's an idea?

[acern.livejournal.com]

I suppose flowery shit is better than straight-up shit-shit. It's, like, manure-shit. As opposed to "oh shit, I stepped in shit."

[sanctaserena.livejournal.com]

I have no response...oh wait....no, not so much.

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

Now this post was shit. Some of us enjoy your shit. I tend to agree with most of your shit (except when you trash the reformation traditions) and think that you should write more of it.

Barring that, pornographic stories set in the Torchwood universe are appreciated.

[napoleonofnerds.livejournal.com]

I'm simply warning people. The shit won't be gone, just different shit.

Trashing the reformation is part of my charm. It's not like you run out to defend Luther and Calvin, and I sort of concede that the Anglicans are pretty okay when they want to be. I'll make it up with some hot Jack/Martha/Dalek Sek stories just for you.

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

Dalek Sek is hot, hot, hot. I think I need a cold shower now.

I think I am more influenced by the early Mennonites these days. Frankly though, all those guys (Christians) are starting to sound so extreme to me. I think I should just stick to the twentieth century.

Can you do me a favor, do you have a theology professor who will tell you what Rahner was doing during the Third Reich? I can't find any info on that at all.

[napoleonofnerds.livejournal.com]

I think I can dig that up for you. It'll be a couple days before I see the professor who would know.

[duello.livejournal.com]

I like the phrase "the shit of which I am full". That is all.

[verdant-breeze.livejournal.com]

lol bear

lol ej

[karcy.livejournal.com]

If you want a sounding board, my AIM and e-mail address are in the comments.

I figured this was easier. You're a very lovely LJ writer.

Edit: as in, I added you to my f-list.

[napoleonofnerds.livejournal.com]

I got it, I'm adding you back now. Thank you for the compliment.

[shcromlet.livejournal.com]

Hey there! Mind if I add you? I admit, I was a little scatterbrained in the post about education, but I'm usually not that bad. Plus, I'm learning Latin! That's something. :-)

[napoleonofnerds.livejournal.com]

I'm in the middle of a weird place so there might be a few things you'll want to tactfully ignore for a little while, but sure.