The Joys of Unclear Pronouns

You should know who you are. If you don't, ask.


Female Second Person Pronoun #1:

He obviously makes you happy. You've told me that you want to give it another chance with him. Give it a shot. I hate seeing you, sitting in the class we share or in lunch, quiet and visibly depressed. You want a relationship, but you need to smile again. I don't know how to help you do that, but you need to be happy somehow. You diserve it. If you want to talk, or hang out, or anything else, I'm around.

Female Second Person Pronoun #2:

Do you realise just how happy you make me? You've been willing to do what nobody else will do. It means so much to me, all of it. I hope you feel better, because not have you next to me 4th period tomorrow will make me sad. I really do love you, kid.

Male Second Person Pronoun #1:

By the intercession of the Virgin Mary and all the Angels and Saints may you be brought an increase in Faith, Hope, and Love, with which you might seek happiness and fight to preserve the wonders of creation. Amen.

Female Second Person Pronoun #3:

I don't think you should cancel your scores. You are a smart, hardworking person and it will be fine. All you need to do is relax and have some confidence. You are greater, smarter, and more capable than you seem to think.

Male Second Person Pronoun #2:

I think your venture is great. I wish you the best of luck. I know I don't behave like it sometimes, but I really value your friendship. You get me through a lot of English classes, and I appreciate it.

Female Second Person Pronoun #4:

Thanks for talking to me, and commenting, and proving that people can always surprise me. I'm glad my christianity doesn't scare you. You are soooooo amazingly talented and MassArt is lucky to have you. 

Female Second Person #5:

Thanks for always smiling and having something positive to say, even if Byrne thinks you are too random. I like the stories, even the stupid ones. It makes me laugh, and I can always use the laughter.

Male Second Person Pronoun #3:

I miss meeting at MIT and seeing you there. Is there anything I can do to help get the Critical Times out?

Femina Persona Secunda #VI:

I hope you realise how much I wanted to cry when I said that. You are amazing and I can't stop thinking of you the way I do. I have given up hope, but it hurt to do that. But if it made you happy, I suppose I'll get over it. I want your happiness. I also want my present. ATSES, Corcula Mea.