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My royal anthem would be the riff from Final Countdown
The speech from the throne would be a weekly rant in which the many and varied failures of the legislature would be explicitly outlined.
No university would be able to award a degree without making the person earning it learn things like history and philosophy (which is to say Tacitus and Aristotle).
I would get the best judge rankings at tournaments. Not just debate tournaments, but any competitions I felt like judging. Look out for 1 point deductions in figure skating because I think the song choice is stupid.
In geographically-based competitions, you will have to compete for your nation of primary residence, regardless of ethnicity or national origin.
We'd have a starfleet. Also battlestars.
It would be illegal to call yourself a pagan unless you had a large marble temple, leaping priests in funny outfits, and an appropriate amount of animal sacrifice (unless you were a norse pagan, in which case you'd just need totally inordinate amounts of animal sacrifice).
Latin would be reintroduced as the official language of Earth (Firefly and its badly translated Mandarin can suck it).
Wars would be allowed, but would have to be fought with water balloons (in extreme emergencies, possibly snowballs).
Sad clowns would be heavily taxed. Very heavily taxed.

In other news, my current rant is about why college students shouldn't be allowed to bother legislatures of states they don't actually inhabit or vote in.

Overall, I'm well.

Date: 2010-02-15 04:15 am (UTC)
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I wouldn't mind living in your country.

Date: 2010-02-15 05:39 am (UTC)
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Would you also coincidentally happen to rule over a forest and sing a whimsical song about it?

Date: 2010-02-15 05:41 am (UTC)
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I've decided I'm not going to be King, I'm going to be Governor-General of Everybody so that when Jesus comes he can be King.

Date: 2010-02-15 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Awww, that's sweet =) I think he would be ok with you singing the cowardly lion's song anyway, though ;)

Date: 2010-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
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A whimsical song?

*just pictured EJ frolicking on tip toes singing about tulips*

This post gave me a good chuckle and I thank you for that.

Date: 2010-02-15 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Lol, I was going for the cowardly lion song from The Wizard of Oz, but tiptoes and tulips work too, and I'm glad you got a chuckle :D

Date: 2010-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)

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